23 Things Your Workout Clothes Say About You

Posted on 30 June 2016

By Charles Manning

 

Clothes have a language all their own. Even the clothes you get all gross and sweaty in.

 

1. OVERSIZE T-SHIRT

You're not really having it today. The gym is the gym. Sometimes it's fun. Sometimes it's not. That's not really why you're there. You're there to get your sweat on and then get the fuck on with your day. 

 

2. BRIGHT TOP + DARK BOTTOMS

You're content. You're not the wackiest person in the room. You're also not the most somber. Whatever you are, you're feeling pretty good. Today is a good day."  Kaley Cuoco

3. BASIC BLACK

You're all up in your own head. You've got a lot of thoughts jumping around inside that brain of yours — some good, others not so good. You'd love to just be, but it's tough. You figure that if you just strip down to the bare basics, you'll finally be able to silence those voices inside your head and just live in the moment, even if only for the length of a spin class.

4.  HEADBAND

You're all about the look. You're all about the sweat too, but only after your style side has been fully satisfied. Werk before workout all the way.

 

5.  NEON SNEAKERS + ALL BLACK

You're too hard on yourself. You've got a freak flag; you're just afraid to really let it fly. Stop censoring yourself. You're so much more amazing than you let on.

6.  HEAD-TO-TOE BRIGHT COLORS

You've got no time for haters. Why should you act all meek and blend into the background? To make other people feel better? Screw that! You're a force to be reckoned with and a joyful inspiration to all those around you with enough love and openness in their hearts and minds to receive you.

7.  SKIN + MORE SKIN

You're 100 percent results-oriented. You're also very visual. As far as you're concerned, it's out of sight, out of mind, and no way you're lettin' that happen. Eye on the prize, baby. Eye on the motherfuckin' prize.

 

8.  COLORFUL LEGGINGS

You're having a good day. Today isn't one of your standard, black-Lulus-and-an-oversize-T-shirt kind of day. Today is a good day. A better day. Or, at the very least, you're ready for it to be.

 

9.  NO BLACK

You're self-motivated. Colors and prints are inspiring, and you want all the inspiration you can get. Hey, working out is hard. Good thing you're not afraid of a challenge.

10.  CRAZY LAYERS

You do you. You don't let yourself get hung up on what everyone else is doing. You do what you feel when you feel it and you're a happier, more fulfilled person as a result.

 

11.  BRA TOP

You're confident. The whole sports-bra-as-top thing might not be for everyone, but who cares? So what if people look at you a little more than usual? Good for them. You'd be checkin' you out too.

12.  ASSORTED YOGA MATS

You're homey. You're much more likely to invest in a new piece of furniture than a new pair of high heels. As far as you're concerned, what you wear is much less important than where you are (and who you're with).

 

13.  AFFIRMATION T-SHIRTS

You're know you can't do it all on your own, and you're cool with that. Everyone needs a little help from time to time — even if just a few choice words to get through those last couple of crunches.

14.  TWINNING

You're reliable. Dressing like your gym buddy isn't about wanting to be just like them, but it does create a certain bond. You guys are in this together. You've got each other's backs and you're each stronger for it.

15.  MESH-PANEL TIGHTS

You're loosening up. You're starting to explore your sexier side a little. Keep it up! A year from now, you won't even recognize yourself. In a good way!

 

16.  TEENY TINY SHORTS

You're sassy. So what if your butt hangs out a little? It's a damn cute butt!

 

17.  PEEKABOO SPORTS BRA

You're proud of yourself. Or, at the very least, proud of that amazing sports bra you found. Just because you're not into working out sans tank top, doesn't mean you want to hide that awesome bra away completely. Besides, layering is a great way to show off your personal style (and you're pretty proud of that too).

 

18.  KNOTTED TOP

You're the most stylish girl in your squad. You're the one all the other girls come to when they need fashion advice because they know you can take any look from boring to bangin' in no time. Just look at how you turned that basic, boring T-shirt into a cute and body-flattering top. Winning!

 

19.  HALF-TUCKED T-SHIRT

You're detail-oriented. A good half tuck is way harder to execute than most people realize. It's all about precision, subtlety, and finesse.

 

20.  SWEATS

You're gettin' through it. You could have just spent the whole day on the couch again wallowing in whatever, but no. You're not doing that. You're up and moving and getting your shit done, and some days that's a victory in and of itself.

 

21.  PRINTED LEGGINGS

You don't take yourself too seriously. Prints are fun and fun is what makes life worth living. Who cares if they are not always the most slimming? Fashion, like life, is about so much more than looking skinny!

 

22.  TINY TEXT

You're a bit of a voyeur. Wearing tiny text on your shirt means people are going to have to strain a little to read what it says. That means they are going to be staring at your chest a little longer than they might otherwise, giving you plenty of time to stare right back at them.

 

23.  CROP TOP

You're a major multitasker. You've got way too much on your plate to focus on just one thing at a time and you like your clothes to be as versatile as you are — from the gym to the store to dinner with friends without ever missing a beat.

 

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